The Love Ninja Chronicles

Dear Anon,

Please come back! You can stay on anon if you want, but please come back and talk to me. I do not want to upset you, I just want to be your friend! 

Also, I AM SO PARANOID RIGHT NOW!! WHO ARE YOU?! HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?! 

did anon not read the part where you said you believe people fall in love with people not genders or

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING!!! I don’t want anon to be sad! I don’t like people being sad! I just want to be friends with people, not make them sad. 

Anonymous asked: I'm scared to tell you now. It would figure you are straight. That's my luck. :-(

No! Don’t be scared! I am not scary….most of the time. 

Anonymous asked: Why would it fluster you to be treated nicely? Don't you think you deserve that? I do. I think you're amazing.

*flustered flailing arms* I…YOU….STTTOOOOPPPPPP IT. I don’t know how to respond to these things!!! HOW DO PEOPLE NORMALLY RESPOND TO THESE THINGS!? 

(WHO ARE YOU ANON?! WHY WON’T YOU JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE?!)

What? No! Of course she isn’t fictional! IT’S LONG AFTER MIDNIGHT AND MY BRAIN ISN’T WORKING ANYMORE. MY BAD. I mean, you saw the ankle tattoo quote, right? MYKA’S TOTALLY REAL

That tattoo…..oh man. THERE WAS SO MUCH FLAILING. TOTALLY REAL!!! TOTALLY TOTALLY! 

Anonymous asked: I don't want to say bc you just said you're straight and now you're saying you might not be? I don't get it.

*facepalm* that’s not…..I meant….oh I give up! I AM FLUSTERED BY PEOPLE BEING NICE TO ME!! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THINGGGSSSSSSSSS. Why would you not just tell me who you are?! YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME PARANOID AND SUSPICIOUS ANON! 

*raises hand* I’m straight too! Though Myka Bering, fictional or not, is seriously making me question that label :P UNF (No one tell my boyfriend o_o)

HELLO FRIEND! ….are you saying Myka is fictional?? *curls into ball and sobs* lliiiieeeessssss!!!!  (Oh man! AWKWARDDDDD! *zips lips* I will say nothing!)

Anonymous asked: Because you're straight :-(

But you’re a gray face on a gray background… but who are you? Did you not see where I said that I believe that you fall for people, not gender? WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS PERSON?!

gainesm asked: What the hell is your first name? I keep referring to you as "that girl that leaves me all those great reviews" and that's kind of way to freaking long to say all the time.

Well now….that really depends on who you ask. If you ask my url what my name is, then it would reply that it is “me”. If you ask my besties then they would say my name is “tiny” or “mini-hulk”. If you ask  my ego it would say that my name is “fandom ninja of stealth and humour”, but no body asks my ego anymore, my ego is a bit of a knob. aannnyyywayy… If you ask my ‘peers’ from school, they would say my name is ‘tennis court’. My peers were not at all creative. If you ask my birth certificate it would say my name is “Courtney”. 

Anonymous asked: But. I love you!

Why is there a “But” at the beginning of that sentence? 

I don’t know why, but it always throws me for a bit of a loop when I find someone straight in this fandom. Probably because there’s like….two of you. Three. Bless you.

Who can resist a good love story? I mean, come on! LOL. You mean there is more than just me?! Who are these other Bering and Wells unicorns!?

Going to do “Spill your guts Sunday”. Feel free to ask me anything. Convenient Link.

I mean, you don’t have to even ask me questions about me….it could be about anything. Like about trains or books or candy….or if you need advice….I will give you advice…it may not be the best advice…but I mean…I can try right? 

I AM SO BORED! SOMEONE ASK ME STUFFFFFFF! 

kwieduwilt asked: Okay, as this is my first Ask from you, let keep it simple this time. Age, occupation, sexual orientation. In fairness, my answers: 47/programmer & LMT/ lesbian and married to the same woman for 21 years. And you?

Well hello there! Okay umm I am 20 year old fulltime internet troll who is straight…..buuutttttt I strongly believe that you can’t help who you fall for. I also believe that you fall for people not genders. But I identify as straight as I have only so far been attracted to men. 

Also, holy crap! You have been married longer than I have been alive! HUGE KUDOS!!! That is awesome. 

When browsing the Internet I often think to myself, I hope that person is really attractive or rich because their personality sucks balls.

I’d like to think everyone has SOMETHING going for them.

I don’t know how 2.30am snuck up on me, but it did. Going to do “Spill your guts Sunday” later, so please feel free to send me questions. Convenient link.